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You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
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You’ve bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you’re too broke.
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You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables.
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You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it’s too cold to walk home.
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People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips.
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There’s always a “question kid” in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.
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You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don’t have to wash your own.
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Laundry is an all-day event.
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You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.
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It’s illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore.
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