- You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
- I hope I didn't brain my damage!
- Nuts and gum, together at last!
- We'll die together, like a father and son should.
- Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
- We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays!
- First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!
- Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
- Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
- Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
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