Tuesday, January 3, 2012

IRREFUTABLE LAW’S OF NATURE

 

  • Law  of Close Encounters -The  probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically  when you are with someone you don't want to be seen  with.
  • Law  of the Result - When  you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it  will.
  • Law  of bio mechanics - The  severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the  reach.
  • Law  of the Theatre and Hockey Arena -  At  any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle,  always arrive last.  They are the ones who will leave  their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet  and who leave early before the end of the performance or the  game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never  move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to  the bitter end of the performance.  The aisle people also  are very surly folk.
  • The  Coffee Law -  As  soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will  ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is  cold.
  • Murphy's  Law of Lockers -  If  there are only two people in a locker room, they will have  adjacent lockers.

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