Wednesday, January 25, 2012

MORE MOVIE CLICHES ... INJURIES

 

  • When the hero is knocked out, he won't get a concussion or brain damage. People hit on the head will not throw up.
  • When a hero gets a bloody nose, he'll stop bleeding almost immediately.
  • When a hero suffers through car chases and crashes, he never has to worry about unfelt spinal injury from impact.
  • A slight blow to the head is usually enough to cause total amnesia
  • Characters that get shot will never go into shock.
  • The hero will always get shot in the shoulder, yet will be able to use his arm.
  • A facial scar is likely to make you go insane and seek revenge for the rest of your life.
  • If you lose a hand, it causes the stump of your arm to grow by six inches.
  • A lost hand either comes crawling back, or a mad surgeon will replace it with one transplanted from an executed strangler.
  • If a person gets shot they have plenty of time to tell all kinds of things except the most important information like the name of the murderer.
  • A person shot to death will immediately do just that - die. Their bodies do not flop and jerk around for a few minutes as the muscles contract involuntarily and sporadically as the brain dies a slow electro-chemical death.

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