Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!
- Half the lies they tell about me are true.
- I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.
- It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.
- As long as I live I'll never forget what's-her-name.
- Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.
- It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.
- No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
- He's a nut about mental health.
- We're home at the usual time, for a change.
- This species has always been extinct.
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