- I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
- I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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