- Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar.
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?
- Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottle?
- Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
- Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
- Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
- Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage?
- Why don't the hairs on your arm get split ends?
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