Monday, February 20, 2012

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

 

  • No man can die properly without experience.
  • No matter where you go, there you are.
  • No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.
  • Show me an honest man and I'll show you a man who tells the truth.
  • An artist without paints can't paint unless he has a canvas.
  • Everything that exists has a good reason for existence - which has long since disappeared.
  • All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
  • If your father was sterile, the same is probably true of you.
  • A sway-backed horse doesn't have to sag.
  • Any truth is an under-exaggeration.

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