Wednesday, February 8, 2012

QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED

 

  • Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don't point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?
  • Why are there no pictures of "no flash photography" signs?
  • Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  • Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  • Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?
  • Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
  • Why is the original text in a document called "copy"?
  • Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front?

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