- If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- I'm retired. Go around me)
- Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
- The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.
- Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
- Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. (
- I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
- Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.
- On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
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