Thursday, March 29, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • On your mark, get set, go away!
  • What would Scooby do?
  • Honk if the twins fall out.
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
  • Let's skip the insults and get right down to your butt kicking!
  • I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
  • My drinking team has a bowling problem.
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
  • I always finish what I st
  • I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

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