Thursday, March 8, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
  • Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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