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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
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The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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