Wednesday, March 28, 2012

MOVIE CLICHÉS ....WOMEN

 

  • Women will always have shaved legs and armpits, even in caveman movies.
  • Women will be worrying about their nails or dresses while people are trying to kill them.
  • Women stand wide-eyed, hand to mouth, while hero battles villain. Women never thinks to clonk villain with handy object. Counterpoint: If woman does clonk, she always hits hero instead.
  • Women always fight other movie women by pulling hair, falling to ground together, rolling over twice.
  • High-powered female executives always wear miniskirts and five-inch heels to work
  • Beautiful women will always fawn over an action hero, no matter what sexist remarks he makes to them.
  • A female lead with feminist leanings will always despise a macho hero--until the first time he rescues her from certain death. She will then become totally conventional and dependent. Once she does this, the hero will become vulnerable and tell her about some tragic loss that will explain his belligerent attitude.
  • Women wear make-up to bed, and wake up with hair and face completely intact.
  • Women don't need to go to the bathroom when they get up but will shower frequently.

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