- Next time you're at a restaurant, order a diet water.
- When someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super-sized.
- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
- Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
- While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
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