Sunday, March 25, 2012

THINGS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY.

 

  • Next time you're at a restaurant, order a diet water.
  • When someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super-sized.
  • Run one lap around the office at top speed.
  • Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
  • Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
  • Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
  • To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  • When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
  • Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  • While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

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