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Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he's locked in a cage and that's all you feed him.
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?
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Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is.
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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