Sunday, April 29, 2012



  • Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
  • Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
  • Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
  • I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
  • If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
  • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  • Schizophrenia beats being alone.
  • Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.
  • The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

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