Friday, April 6, 2012

MORE THINGS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY

 

  • Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
  • Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
  • Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
  • Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
  • At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
  • Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on and off 10 times.
  • For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
  • Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
  • After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
  • While a co-worker is out, move their chair into the elevator.

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