Sunday, April 15, 2012



  • In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, PLEASE! All of you just shut up!".
  • At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
  • In a co-worker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
  • Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
  • Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
  • Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
  • Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
  • Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
  • Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
  • Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

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