Saturday, April 7, 2012

WHY WERE YOU FIRED FROM YOUR LAST JOB?

 

  • I worked at a coffee shop, but it was the same old grind.
  • I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
  • I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
  • I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining.
  • I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the axe.
  • I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn't fit in.
  • I became a fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income.
  • I was a musician, but I found I wasn't noteworthy.
  • I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
  • I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that!
  • I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

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