Tuesday, April 17, 2012

YOU WANT EVERYTHING?

 

Whenever I go to my local Subway, I find I constantly get either ingredients on my sub I didn't ask for, or a sub missing some ingredients I did ask for. I'm not that picky, so one day when I was in a rush I asked for a 6-inch meat-lovers with everything.

  • Clerk: "Do you want lettuce?"
  • Me: "Yeah, everything please."
  • Clerk: "Cheese?"
  • Me: "Yes, just put everything on it please."
  • Clerk: "Pickles?"
  • Me: "Yes, everything, the works, please."

This went on for every ingredient, getting more annoying with each step, until we reached the salt and pepper.

  • Clerk: "Salt?"
  • Me: (wanting to get going) "No, that's ok."

Salt goes on anyway.

  • Clerk: "Pepper?"
  • Me: "Yeah."

No pepper.

Finally the tab's rung up, and I rush out of the store. Half an hour later, start eating the sub and notice there's no meat on my meat-lover sub.

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