Wednesday, May 9, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?
  • All men are idiots, and I married their King.
  • I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
  • Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • You - Off my planet.

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