Monday, May 21, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  • Allow me to introduce my selves.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

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