- Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?
- I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
- You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
- A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
- Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
- Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
- If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?
- Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
- Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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