Saturday, May 19, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?
  • I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
  • You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
  • A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
  • Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
  • Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
  • If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?
  • Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
  • Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

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