Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Flatulence: Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
- Flusterpated: Being so flustered that words get bound up inside you.
- Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
- Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when one dies, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.
- Gargoyle: Olive flavor mouthwash.
- Generica: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
- Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
- Glibido: All talk and no action.
- Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
- Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
- Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
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