Friday, May 18, 2012

MORE ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Flatulence: Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
  • Flusterpated: Being so flustered that words get bound up inside you.
  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  • Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when one dies, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.
  • Gargoyle: Olive flavor mouthwash.
  • Generica: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  • Glibido: All talk and no action.
  • Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
  • Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
  • Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

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