- A hole has been found in the nudist camp fence. Police are looking into it.
- A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
- There was a fire at a Basque restaurant, but there was only one way out of the restaurant. Many people were injured in the stampede. The moral of this story: Don't put all your Basques in one exit.
- The dentist tells the patient that his upper plate needs to be made of chrome because of the patient's penchant for Hollandaise sauce (which has a lot of lemon juice in it, and is corrosive to most dental appliances). Why chrome? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
- A rubber band gun was taken away in algebra class as it was a weapon of math disruption.
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
- The store promised a free abacus with a purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
- This is a story of twin Siamese kittens, or more specifically, of their shared appendage; it is a tail of two kitties.
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