MORE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WORK.

 

• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
• The first myth of management is that it exists.
• A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
• To err is human, to blame somebody else shows good management skills.
• New systems generate new problems.
• A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
• Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
• Some people manage by the book - even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
• The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the manufacturer and impossible for the serviceman.