Friday, May 25, 2012

MORE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WORK.

 

  • To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and will cost the most.
  • After all is said and done, more is said than done.
  • Any design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
  • A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
  • If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
  • Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
  • If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
  • The more cordial the buyer's secretary; the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
  • If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
  • If an experiment works, something has gone wrong

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