Monday, June 18, 2012

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES!

 

  • Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy
  • Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String
  • Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
  • Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional
  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  • Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years
  • Headless Body Found in Topless Bar
  • State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food
  • Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
  • Chinese Ape-man Dated

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