Thursday, June 7, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  • First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
  • In dog years, I'm dead!
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  • Above all else, sky.
  • To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is government policy.
  • The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
  • God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
  • IRS: Be Audit You Can Be

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