Thursday, June 14, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • When blondes have more fun do they know it?
  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
  • Jesus is coming, so look busy.
  • We have enough youth: how about a fountain of "smart"?
  • Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.
  • My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat!
  • Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

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