Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Left Bank: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.
- Lymph: Walk with a lisp.
- Matricide: Killing yourself on a bed.
- Mistress: Somewhere between a mister and a mattress.
- Misty: Why a golfer creates a divot.
- Monogamy: A bored game for adults.
- Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
- Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
- Myth: A female moth.
- Naggravator: The person in the passenger seat who is having trouble reading the map. Also anyone who is helping to drive but not actually behind the wheel.
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