Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.
- Perfect Pitch: What it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.
- Petranoid: Someone who is both petrified and paranoid. Usually a mother.
- Pharmacist:: A helper on the farm.
- Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.
- Pokemon: A Rastafarian proctologist.
- Polarize: What penguins see with.
- Porcupine: A craving for bacon.
- Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
- Raisin: Grape with a sunburn.
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