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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
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Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
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Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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Teamwork means never having to take the blame yourself.
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To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he / she is supposed to be doing.
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Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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