- Hang up and drive.
- God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
- I fish, therefore I lie.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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