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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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There's no future in time travel.
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If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines!
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Polynesia - memory loss in parrots.
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A good pun is its own reword.
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Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humour?
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