Monday, November 26, 2012

Odd Definitions 26 November

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Tax: A fine for doing right.
  • Testicle: A funny question on an examination.
  • Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  • Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
  • Vocabularian: A person who makes up new words.
  • Will: A dead giveaway
  • Willy-nilly: Impotent.
  • Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.
  • Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
  • Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
  • 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

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