Sunday, December 9, 2012

Common Sense Thoughts for Living

 

  • Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
  • You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in.
  • Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
  • The fact that you believe in something does not make it true.
  • One good turn gets most of the blankets.
  • No matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
  • It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion - not proof - to destroy it.
  • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
  • I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
  • You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

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