- Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
- You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in.
- Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
- The fact that you believe in something does not make it true.
- One good turn gets most of the blankets.
- No matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
- It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion - not proof - to destroy it.
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
- I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
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