Monday, December 3, 2012

Did you ever stop and wonder...

 

  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
  • Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  • Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
  • Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
  • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  • Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

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