-
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
-
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
-
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
-
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
-
If at first you don't succeed, go into management.
-
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
-
Following the rules will not get the job done.
-
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
-
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
-
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
No comments:
Post a Comment