- If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!
- Driver carries no cash. He's married.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me.
- I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
- Honk if you hate peace and quiet.
- I have the body of a god. Buddha.
- In case of rapture, can I have your car?
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