- Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
- Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why your Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leaves the room when you get undressed - if they are going to look up there anyway?
- Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
- Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
- Why they call the airport "a terminal" if flying is supposedly so safe?
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Why did you give me your e-mail address in the first place?
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