Did you ever stop and wonder...

 

• Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
• Why the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, but can't he fix a hole in a boat?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• What do you call male ballerinas?
• If blind people can see their dreams? Do they dream??
• That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Why the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?