Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Helping You Through Any Bad Day

 

  • I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  • It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
  • Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  • No, my powers can only be used for good.
  • How about never? Is never good for you?
  • I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
  • You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
  • I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  • I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
  • I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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