- Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
- I doubt, therefore I might be.
- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
- Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
- If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.
- Thank God I'm an atheist.
- Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
- Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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