Wednesday, January 16, 2013

More Bumper Wisdom

 

  • Archaeologists will date any old thing.
  • If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
  • If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
  • Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
  • Worry. God knows all about you.
  • I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
  • Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!
  • Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!
  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
  • Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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