- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
- Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
- Look out for #1, and don't step in #2, either.
- Department of Redundancy Department
- "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
- Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".
- 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
- A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
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