- A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
- Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
- An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
- An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.
- Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
- Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
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