Monday, February 4, 2013

More Bumper Wisdom

 

  • Caution: I drive like you do!
  • Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
  • No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
  • My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
  • I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
  • I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
  • I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
  • " Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
  • Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

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