Monday, August 5, 2013

Did you ever stop and wonder...

 

  • Why people say they "slept like a baby", when babies normally wake up every two hours?
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
  • What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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